Go HERE. You'll seriously spend like 2 hours looking through the whole thing. HILARIOUS.
Here's some of my favorites:
When the mission call tells you to report to the MTC in five months
When I try to imagine Christ working in my life
When I get my 72 hour Kit and Emergency Preparedness stuff together
When the missionaries come knocking
How most people act:
And the missionaries are like:
When someone says miracles are just coincidences
When the Bishop calls "to extend an invitation..."
When my prayer gets answered
I imagine Heavenly Father is like:
When an investigator won't commit to a baptismal date
When I got my Temple Recommend
When other Christians ask how I can handle 3 hours of church every week
When I'm dealing with a personal crisis